"Mr. Cob!"
"Yes, Sir?"
"You're aware of the name of this ship, aren't you Mr. Cob?"
"Very aware, Sir!"
"It bears a proud name, doesn't it Mr. Cob?"
"Very proud, Sir!"
"It represents fine people."
"Very fine people, Sir!"
"Who live in a fine, outstanding state."
"Outstanding, Sir!"
"In the greatest country in the entire world."
"In the entire world, Sir!"
"And what is that name Mr. Cob?"
"ALABAMA, Sir!"
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